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Oct. 10th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

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Hey guys, I know I don't update on here much, but I figured I'll post this YouTube Player on here so you guys can keep up on me via YouTube on this account. so stay tuned! And if you have an account on YouTube, please subscribe! Thanks!

Jun. 17th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

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ALL POINTS BULLITIN!
I need peeps to call me today between 10:30 am and 7:00 pm EDT. I am gonna be on the road and will be quite bored. Even if you can only talk for 5 minutes and we havent talked in 3 years... I'm moving to Tennessee, and will need your assistance with keeping me busy. Same goes for Monday morning from about 10:00 until 3:00 I will need phone calls... PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP TO STAY SANE AND AWAKE! Thanks in advance!

407 538 4651

-Leo

Jun. 15th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

I am a Hellenist!

I think i have mentioned this before. But I am a Roman Pagan... and hopefully as of in a few weeks, a member of Hellenion, the largest Hellenist Church in the US. They have tax exempt status and clergy and the whole nine yards. I also wanted to share with everyone possibly the best website i've encountered on what being a Hellenist is all about. I seriously would like t encourage all my friends to check it out when you've got an hour with nothing to do and you're feeling bored:

http://www.sponde.com/

Its really detailed and easy to read even if your interest is minimal.

In other news, I've began writing music again. i wrote a snippet just a few minutes ago, I think it'll be a bridge or something in the eventual concept album. I also wrote an ode to Apollo this week. I'll try and nail down some lyrics (I was improving them jamming the tune on my electric on the back porch as I looked out at this huge lake and played for the birds, it was quite an experience!) and then post a video of it next week. I can't wait til I get to Nashville. I really want to find a job ASAP, figure out what I'm gonna be doing, and from that determine where I'll go from there. If it be Vegas with Dayv, or getting my own place/home studio in Tennessee... it alld epends on how the enxt month or so goes. If I can find a job I like in the music or television industry in Nashville. May the Gods direct my fate. It feels so good to say that. I never really felt like Christianity meshed well with me, it just left me feeling depressed, self-hating, suicidal, and feeling like I was worthless. I've been searching for 4+ years and I've finally found the religionw here I actually think I fit... Where I feel alive and excited and yes... even happy. My heart is free, and I'm not looking for anyone to come into my life to make me happy. No girlfriends, no wifes, no dreams of true love, I'm happy just being me, for the first time in my life. I feel like I have a cause and a purpose and something to believe in. No dogmatic preachers, no code of law to live by, no blind faith, and it embraces reason, logic, and science in a harmonious unified concept. I can't wait to visit the Parthenon in Nashville, its a life sized recreation of the ancient temple in Athens, they say its more accurate and better preserved version of the ancient Parthenon than the restored ruins in Greece themselves. I visited it once as a child and loved it, the amazing size of the structure, the giant statue of Athena... I remember I fell in love with the Gods then, I begged and pleaded and my mom bought me a book of greek "Myths". Little did I know that ten years later I'd convert. who knows if its right for you, maybe Hinduism is right for you, or Judaism... I dunno. but I would suggest that everyone who reads this who isnt satisfied witht heir religion to seek out other religions, find the one that seems to represent how you percieve the world, don't just be Catholic because you're family has been Catholic for 900 years.

-Leonardo

Jun. 14th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

"Leave but don't leave me"

So I've been bored in Auburndale, the only thing to amuse me here is my family's ancient piano. I love it though. I fell in love with music sitting on that old piano bench and playing those tough ivory keys which are, once more, callousing the sides of my thumbs. It's all good though, I went online and printed off abut 30 pages worth of pink floyd chords and lyrics and have been learning how to play some of my favorite tracks on piano. Especially Dark Side of the Moon, which I can play entirely with the exception of Money, it just doesnt sound right on piano. I tried just playing the bass part and then I tried jazzing it up a bit, neither worked. In any case, i've been heavily into Floyd this week and wanted to share some of the bands wisdom thats struck me while I was playing. Enjoy:

"Leave but don't leave me / Look around choose your own ground"

"Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town / Waiting for someone or something to show you the way / Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain / You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today / And then one day you find ten years have got behind you / No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"

"Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off / this creeping malaise / If I don't stand my own ground / how can I find my own way out of this maze?"

"The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters
by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, he hath great power, and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water"

"Day after day, love turns grey
Like the skin on a dying man
And night after night
We pretend it's all right
But I have grown older and
You have grown colder and
Nothing is very much fun anymore"

Jun. 13th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

POEM: "I Dunno"

"I dunno"

Something behind her blank green eyes seemed somehow familiar,
How can that be though? Have we met before in dreams?
Have our souls been in communion longer than we know?
Will the wrinkles in our flesh melt away with a little steam?
I dunno, ya know?

Somewhere beyond her rainbow I knew I'd find my inner self,
How can I get there? Have I been there before and forgotten?
Have you helped me before to get from here to there?
Will the paleness of our flesh eventually turn rotten?
I dunno, ya know?

Weird lights carosel around my vacant head as I ponder,
I apologize now in advance for when my mind will wander,
This world is so amazing for these human eyes to behold,
I could just sit here and watch the lives of nations unfold.

Somehow in our misconstrued misconceptions we missed it,
How could we be so blind? Haven't we seen all there is to see?
Have our spirits forgotten the joys that come from being kind?
Will the laughter of bliss erode away at the evil that's in me?
I dunno, ya know?

May. 30th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

Rock like an Ionian

So as part of my research for the Rock Opera, I want to give it two specific qualities: one, I want an ancient feel to the music, and two, I'd like a few very crisp guitar solos to illustrate the golden guitar. To do these two things won't be too hard I dont think. But it does require some research, so I've been looking into Greek and Roman music tonality and instrumentation... I want to give that ancient feel, but with modern rock sensibility. So it'll be interesting. i've also been looking into a guy named John Martyn, who used an electric guitar and tons of delays to create atmospheric sounds, I also have been investigating a more classical approach to play guitar, hopefully all these things will blend together and create some awesome Bronze Age Heroic Themes. We'll see.


One source I'm looking at: http://www.guitarnoise.com/authors.php?id=1

May. 28th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

(no subject)

One of the things I'm looking forward to this summer is the time and oppurtunity to write a Rock Opera, and hopefully record most of it. I have a few awesome grooves with a ancient soudn to them, i'll have to make more... but anyways I wrote down the basic outline of the plot of the Rock Oepra Tonight. Its going to be a modern re-telling of Jason and the Argonauts. Its a classic story that is nearlyf rogotten by Generations X and Y, so I figure it'd be an awesome story to tell and modernize a bit. This is still kinda cryptic I admit, it is more for my benefit than you the reader, but anyways Ch-Ch-Ch-Check it out. And if your completely lost google search for Jason and the argonauts and read the original story.

ACT I - The Quest
1. The forging of the golden guitar in Colchis by Thomas King,
2. Mason Roi played in a band called the Kingdom of Thessaly. Pelias, the bands other song-writer, and Mason came to a clash, Mason agrees to leave the band if his son can fill his position when he is of age.
3. Jason studies guitar with Chiron, the greatest guitar player in the world, thought to have died of a heroine overdose in 1969, but really survived in the Himalayas, studying sitar from the Maharashi.
4. Jason's birthday - Gonna go join the band
5. Helps an old lady across the street, loses a sandal.
6. Arrives at the show in one sandle. Pelias stops the show and confronts Jason, who asks to join the band, Pelias, asks what Jason would do if confronted with the man who would be his downfall, Jason says he'd send him after the Golden Guitar, Pelias agrees to not only let him join the band, but to be the band leader, if he he can recover the golden guitar.

ACT II - The Journey
7. Jason leaving the show comes across a grand junkyard, and in the middle of it he finds an old bus, he buys it from a man named Argus, so he names it the Argo. He repaints it, restores it, and prepares it for the journey
8. Assembling the Argonauts: Jason finds the best musicians in the land to join his journey.
9. They stop and Jam at the Lemon Myst, when there a sage warns them of impending danger, Pelias sends his minions, the simpletons, after them.
10. The Simpletons try and drive them off the road

ACT III
11. In Colchis, Jason approaches the keeper of the Golden Guitar, Pete, if Jason could subdue his mechanical bulls, defeat his clone army, and gets past his fire breathing dragon.
12. Jason sees the oppressed Medea, promises her marriage if she can help him aquire the golden guitar.
13. Medea helps Jason
14. Subduing the bulls
15. Rise of the Clones
16. Defeating the clones
17. The Dragons Grove
18. Fall Asleep, Great Serpeant
19. The Golden Guitar
20. Pete's Betrayal, and death.
21. Return to Thessaly
22. The Show / The Marriage

May. 26th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

A dream

I had a "different" dream last night. I was married and my wife just had given birth to a baby daughter and we were jsut getting home from the hospital. ANd I was like, "I wish I could start teaching her things now, there is so much to tell her!" and she was just giggly and cute, then she just laid back and fell asleep, then me and her mom started talking about if she had to sleep in bed with us at first, and if so should one of us stay awake. I think I said something like, "We should wait til she's been asleep for like an hour before we do, but you never know, she could be one who sleep 3 hours then is up and crying, or maybe she'll sleep most of the night, I hope its the later." Then I woke up. I wonder if this is one of my dreams that comes true. I hope so. A lil girl :-)

May. 25th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

My close companions, I wish to share with you all the good news of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose noodley appendage is ever present even here and now. Below is a link to an article all about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Read up on this deity, then leave me comments letting me know what you think about it. Thanks!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

May. 22nd, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

Ron Paul for Prez in 2008 (I swear I am not a zombie programmed by Ron Paul, seriously!!)

May. 18th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

Ron Paul: The Last Hope for our American Republic

Ron PaulIn a day of increasing turmoil and chaos, when the United States' policing of the world is running its coffers dry, forcing our nation to borrow more than three trillion dollars from our economic rivals in the Far East, in a day of lies and deception from the lowliest of school board chairmans to the office of the President of the United States, in this day we have but one man who seems capable of saving us from what seems like our inevitable downfall. Under the GOP controlled Congress from 1996-2006, they lost sight of their early success under the leadership of Bob Dole, and became mere puppets for big businesses, special interest groups, and the Bush family. They unreasonably harrassed former President Clinton (a.k.a. Slick Willie), then unjustifiably defended President Bush (a.k.a. "King George"). In the first 6 years of King George's reign, he did not veto once, the vast majority of his appointees passed through with little trouble, his cabinet members avoided disciplinary actions for countless offenses, from Karl Rove to Dick Cheney. After the attacks of September Eleventh, the Executive Branch recieved "war-time powers", including the wiretaping and arresting of suspected "terrorists", some of these arrests have been for crimes that are far from terrorism. Political prisoners have been tortured and then the government tells us it is "advanced interrogations". For the first time in US history we have engaged in a pre-emptive strike, spiting on the patience of Roosevelt, the decisiveness of Kennedy, and the diplomacy of Reagan. Yes, I just invoked the "R" word. Which brings us back to Ron Paul. Ron Paul is the closest thing to a Goldwater Conservative the Republican party has seen run for President... well since Goldwater himself in 1964. See, Reagan entered the political arena when he spoke on behalf of Goldwater in 1964, he went on to become a disciple of Goldwater, using his conservative ideologies to steal the white house from an incompetant Carter Administration in 1980.

But why do we need a Goldwater Conservative (basically the equivalent to a modern libertarian) to save our Republic? Because as I stated our branches of government have become corrupt by special interests, big business, etc. the President has too much power, and the Congress is too split to be decisive. All that is okay with a President like King George. He is not a power hungry man, he may be greedy, but only for oil in the Middle East. But put Hillary in there, or Guiliani, or McCane... and well... I do not know. Putting hillary Clinton into the Presidency while so many "war time powers" and a slightly Democratic controlled Congress is a recipe for even more rampant imperialism, except she is far more interested in power, and more capable than Bush to aquire it. I'm not saying Hillary or McCane, or any of them will necessarily destroy our Republic and take even more power for themselves, but at current it is certainly setting up for someone to do just that, especially considering the idea that a Democratic canidate would increased taxes to try and balance our budget.

So what would Ron Paul do differently? Well for one, he would abolish the IRS, repeal the 16th ammendment (income Tax), do everything in his power to restore Washington to the prinicipals clearly outlined in the Constitution. How do i know he will actually do these things? His voting record. In DC he is known as Doctor No, because he will not vote to pass any legislation if it violates the constitution. Check out his record for yourself. The constitution calls for a limited government, not the monstrocity we have today. He has voted against increasing the Congress' wages even. He's voted against going to War in Iraq without a clear Declaration of War. He is, in my opinion, the only presidential canidate who can be trusted with the task of restoring our Republic, before it falls into Despotism. Look at the other canidates? Do any look appealing? Honestly the only two I can stand are Ron Paul and Joe Biden, and they are two of the most experinced congressmen in the race.

So what do you think? Did you see Ron Paul at the recent political debates? Below are some videos of him at them.





May. 8th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

La notte scorsa ho avuto sesso con la vostra madre nel retto. Lei era stretto e buono.

Saluti i miei amici, ho ritornato a voi e io trasmetto per radio in italiano, una lingua che sto studiando. Trovo il lingua, semplice e eloquente. Soltanto un tiro delle pietre dallo lingua Spagnolo, tuttavia tanto di più è raffinato nel suono, io sono parlare esprimere la mia gioia di questa lingua e ripartirla con voi tutti. Grazie!

Con un cuore humble e gli orecchi aperti,
                          Leonardo Valentino


Apr. 25th, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

(no subject)

the
silver
soldier

by: Leonardo Valentino

Walking down the fluorescent hallway, the Traveler's shoulder's drooped under the flickering bulbs which sporadically spit their sterile light upon the pale, dreary walls. He felt like an alien visitor displaced from some distant dimension where purple haired vixens seduce even the most flaccid of men. The buzzing hum of varying electrical devices all mystically harmonizing together with their eerie tones became irresistibly comforting to the unobservant men of the building, but to the Traveler. He could not remember when he had arrived in the building, only that he was there; its hallways seemed to form a labyrinth of confusing turns and unexpected dead ends. Every so often there were doors, but they were almost indiscernible from the walls as they lacked knobs and were painted the same dull shade as their neighboring plaster ramparts.

Diving through the vacant veins of the corporate maze, the Traveler happened upon a certain door of a double wide size, he found himself perplexed at how to pass through it. As his hand met the threshold he found his palm passed through it as if it was not even a tangible object. Following his hand's lead he passed through the entry and found himself in a lavishly decorated antechamber of some sort. With red eloquent rugs from the depths of Persia draping not only the floors, but the walls and ceiling as well, how they were held up in defiance of gravity was a mystery, but even the mats above seemed as firmly pressed against their drywall frame as those on the floor. Along the side walls, on either side, were six solitary statues: six were feminine, six were masculine. Each eloquent sculpture held a different object in the grip of their hands: to one a hammer, another - a scepter, to one a bow, another - a lyre, and so on. 

At the far end of the room was a long seemingly unending hallway, but instead of walls, it had bookshelves, from the antechamber all the way as far as the Traveler's keen eyes could see. Upon the shelves were nothing but toy soldiers, all in constant battle over some insignificant concept that none of them truly understood. Inquisitive, the traveler began to walk down the hallway, which was also covered upon the floor and the ceiling with the most beautiful of Iranian spun delight. He kept looking as armies of toy soldiers were set in their siege against one another, none seeming to realize the true scope of the battle field they fought over. Some of the troops had their coats painted brilliant blue, others grizzly gray, some bright black, and others gremlin green. As the Traveler continued walking down the hallway he could not help but notice that every one of the soldiers on the battle field were aiming their rifle and bayonet at another soldier of the same uniform as himself. Green trooper targeted green trooper, black marine bulls-eyed black marine, gray warrior aimed at gray warrior, and blue guard pointed at blue guard. No matter where in the mayhem of the bookshelf battlefield was an enemy besieged. 

The Traveler continued down the hallway of friendly fire, and found it to seemingly be without an end. Eventually he took a glance over his shoulder, and he had completely lost sight of the statuary antechamber. At this point he glanced to the shelves to his right, and on the third from the top he spotted something peculiar he had not noticed earlier on in his journey down the hallway, the shelves had grown deeper, and as they had, so had the battle field. By now the battlefield seemed to be a good 5 or 6 feet deep. The Traveler began to run now, down the long hallway, and once again he stopped after he was well winded, and he looked again down one of the bookshelves... now it was a good ten feet deep. But this time he noticed something even more out of place. A solitary silver soldier standing still as a silhouette amongst the silly self-defeating armies of corrupted colors. Something possessed the traveler to inspect it more closely, so he reached his arm into the recess of the shelf, but found the silver soldier to be out of his reach, yet he continued to reach, extending his body as far as it would go. However in doing so the Traveler's bosom brushed against one of the black marines, which fell like a domino onto his side, knocking into one of the green troopers, which knocked over a grey warrior, and so on. At first the Traveler thought nothing of it, for his finger tips finally clutched their prize, the silver soldier. As he clutched it firmly into the palm of his hand and began to remove his arm from the shelving, he found his hand began to change in color and tone. With his hand now in front of him, and his feet firmly back on the ground, he noticed not only his hand but his arm also seemed pale, devoid of color. Suddenly he heard a rumble as the soldiers of the fifth shelf on the right side all began to domino into one another in either direction, every soldier knocking into another soldier by his side. Before a minute had passed the fifth shelf in both directions down the hall looked like the aftermath of battle, with every soldier fell, the only survivor the silver soldier clutched in the Traveler's grip.  By now his other arm and hand had turned pale, and then his whole body was growing a paler shade of white. He stared at his hand with horror, then ripped off his red shirt and stared at his pale chest. Looking back at his hands, he began to see his own reflection in them as they turned into quicksilver like in appearance. he opened his palm to inspect the Silver Soldier, but found it escaped from his grip, with no trace of it anywhere in sight. He noticed the shelves seemed to be rising about him, and that the ceiling seemed further and further away. Before he knew it he had shrunken to the size of those toy soldiers, he glanced right to the bottom shelf along the bottom of the hallway, instead of toy soldiers - he found real soldiers. He had become the silver soldier it seems, in the middle of a battlefield he could not see the end of. And what is more, he found himself to be the only soldier painted silver. All he could think to do was run. Lucky for him, no one was aiming for the silver soldier.

Leonardo DaVinci

(no subject)

I beseech you all to behold the glory of the Opening Theme to The Show! 
BEHOLD: LEONARDO!

PARABLE: The tale of the two men from Lycia

For the next act of our show tonight, Leonardo of the Sophists wishes to tell a parable before the court of his friends, in the hope of learning a valuable life lesson.

Suppose for a minute there are two men from Lycia. Both born to families of equal station in the middle class. Both received fine private education from the best tutors. Neither lacked for any need, nor was every want quenched, for the duration of their childhood. Upon reaching man hood, the first man, whom we shall call Alpha, decided it would be best to live life to the fullest, and in such, he lived the life of a king, exhausting every opportunity for sex, drugs, and all other earthly pleasures regardless of price or consequence. Upon the age of 36, he found his throat was sore from smoking, his lungs were weak from inhaling, his nose was raw from sniffing, his liver was black from drinking, his penis was covered in sores, and he found himself on his own deathbed.

The second man, whom we shall call Beta, decided to devote himself to his craft, and in such he lived a life with no luxuries, he had very little time for sexual escapades, nor the money or interest in drug induced euphoria. He lived a righteous life, married a simple but fitting wife, and she gave him two pleasant children. They never lacked for coin, and in their old age, they had enough money saved to retire, and live on their savings, he lived 15 more years until his wife died of cancer, he died two months later from a broken heart.

Which man led the better life? Alpha who experienced all life had to offer, or Beta, who lived a righteous and long life, but never knew the pleasures he missed out on. Was his ignorance his bliss, while Alpha's bliss was between a attractive woman's legs? Is it better to be like Beta, to work hard for a long time, stay healthy, and raise good children, or is Alpha right, to work little and enjoy life without responsibility as long as possible before croaking from the repercussions?

I think the answer to this conundrum depends on ones outlook on the afterlife. If one believes we are judged after death based on our sins, then obviously the longer life scenario is best, but as even the existence of an afterlife is completely unproven, should we look at this situation as if there is no afterlife? If there is no judgement based on "sins" after ones untimely demise, then I'd say Alpha is right. He found as much pleasure as the world could show him, while Beta had a longer life, more of his life was spent tormenting away at work, toiling and sweating, stressing and vexing. While he did eventually retire and have as much time in retirement as Alpha did out of college, by the time he did he was 70, monogamous, and only watching Jeopardy re-runs. Alpha bypassed all the years of toil took advantage of his youth, and then in his mid thirties found his body collapsing on him. He to me is the one who chose wisely.

What do you think and why? Was Alpha the wise one, or Beta?

I await your responses with a humble heart and opened ears, but at this time I must retire to my bedchamber. It is time for my evening rest. I wish you all a good night.

Apr. 23rd, 2007

Leonardo DaVinci

Start off with a bang!



Ladies and gentlemen, toads and squirrels, monkeys and beatles of all kinds, it is I, Leonardo Valentino! [Audience Applauds] Thank you! Thank you! You are too kind! [Audience chants, "Pole Dance! Pole Dance!"] Um... I'll have to pass guys, I only strip on Thursday nights at the biker bar just north of town, the cover is ten bucks. But on to more serious topics, I wanted to get this blog off to a good start. [Audience starts chanting, "Leo! Leo! Leo!"]

I'm sure there are some disappointed people here. You know what? You know something? You know something? If you had told us one year ago that I was going to be leaving my job in Orlando this June, I would have given anything for that.

And you know something? You know something?

Not only am I going to Tennessee ... I'm going to North Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and Wisconsin and New Mexico, and I'm going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to Georgia and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. To take back the White House. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!



Oh wait... well for now I am just going to Tennessee... lol. But I would love to go to those places I mentioned at some point. Also, I have no aspirations for being President, so I guess I'd more visit the white house than anything else. I'm gonna try and make this be my general style of blogging. Intermixing parody, satire, and try and make it like a monologue in front of a crowd, the crowd being you. Spiced in will be videos and pictures. I'll post some writing too, I'm not sure as to the format yet. But until then. Hit up my blog. Ask me questions, I'll do my best to answer them promptly.

Until next time my friendly fiends, I must depart. Until next time, I am Leonardo Valentino. Goodday! [Audience gives standing ovation]

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